Beginning with some premises (#1-6) that few Religious Right anti-choice people would disagree with, we follow with a scientific fact (#7), leading to a couple surprising conclusions (#8-9).

1. God is all-powerful.
2. God is all-good.
3. Everything God does is good.
4. God wants humans to be good.
5. If humans imitate God, who is all-good, then humans will be good.
6. God created the human reproductive system.
7. At least 25% of fertilized human eggs are spontaneously aborted.
8. This makes God the world's biggest abortionist.
9. Humans should have more abortions.

(January 22, 2009 marks the 36th anniversary of the U.S. Supreme Court decision in Roe v. Wade legalizing abortion.)